dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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