Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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