I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
FUCK WHALES
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