But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
so let's talk penis.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
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