We won't sleep together?
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
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that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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