I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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