i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
whose ass print is on the piano?
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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