Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
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i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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