How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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