with your own penis?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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