Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
are you so shy because you have an std?
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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