He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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