yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
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I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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