people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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