i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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