dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I'm sobbing to NWA
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Randomize
