I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
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