why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
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The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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