Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
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Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
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Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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