He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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