is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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