This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
