try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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