Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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