my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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