Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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