you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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