singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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