Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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