At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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