i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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