got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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