I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
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I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
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You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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