Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Randomize
