I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Bank of America: Available balance is $546.25 on 03/04/2011 for account 8428. Go online for details. TextSTOPtoStop/TextHELPforHelp
i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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