god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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