just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
This is the high leading the old right now
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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