i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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