You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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