Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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