I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
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