I puked a lego.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
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They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
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Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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