You made me cry and you don't even care
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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