The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
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He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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