It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
YAS. BRING CRAB.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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