At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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