I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize