I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
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