rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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