Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
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That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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