from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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