If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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