Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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