I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Do vagina's smell?
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
These Attractive Criminals Took Sexy Mugshots That Made Them Famous
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This Girl’s Unbelievable Catfish Story Will Make You Rethink Online Dating
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.