why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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