Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
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For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
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Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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